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I'll list 5 things that a character might say. Email at bullrose5@yahoo.com, if you want to add anything. Click here for the archive.

From Laura: Warning, PG-13.

1. OTTO: "TWISTER, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT JAMMING THAT THUMB WHERE I THINK YOU'RE ABOUT TO JAM IT!"

2. TWISTER: "You've been a naughty boy, Otto!"

3. REGGIE (on the side): "Where is Otto's hand, and why is Twister smiling?"
SAM: (on side, next to her): "ALRIGHT, it's YAOI TIME!"

4: OTTO: "Twister, if I feel anything pressing into my thigh, I'm gonna leave your ass on the mountain!"

5. TWISTER: "Giggity goo. Alright!"

I'll list 5 things that a character might say. Email at bullrose5@yahoo.com, if you want to add anything.

From Laura:

I got a few for Lars reading the books.

1. Crap, there's no naked ladies in here!

2. Oh.....so that's where babies come from.

3. I know Mom was young and needed the money, but I'm NEVER reading PlayBoy again!

4. Michael Jackson's Biography....(reads)....maybe I should send Twister to Neverland Ranch!

5. "Halloween Havoc" by Aaron and Laura....(reads)....THEY PUT ME IN A DIAPER! OH THEY GONNA PAY!!!

5. Maybe reading will get me a girlfriend?

4. This book has NOTHING on how to torture a little brother!

3. Maybe if I would read more, I'd pass geography!

2. I hope none of my friends catch me reading!

1. I still can't believe Chicago is a city!

I'll list 5 things that a character might say. Email at bullrose5@yahoo.com, if you want to add anything. Click here for the archive.

From Laura:

"And that's where babies come from!"
"And I tell ya, it was THIS big!"
"Believe me, Twister, a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!"
(Sam drops his pants.) "TAH DAH!"

From Mike:

1) Sam (very excited): ... And then you can use Linux to do the word processing and data management without paying a dime in licenses!!! ....

From me:

1) Sam: Hey, why don't we play Super Squid?

2) Wow, finally, I am away from my mom! I'm FREE!

3) Why don't we get some ice cream? Double fudge! YUM!

4) I'm so happy, that I want to hug you guys!

5) I'm so excited! BARBEQUE, let's go guys!