Behind the Music

"No Worries"

Written by: Chelsi Switzer

No Worries. The band with the #1 hit song "Surf Town". This fun loving group of four had it all. Fame, fortune, free muffins, not to mention the high amount of loving fans.--(Pbht, yeah, only for like, one week.) What went wrong? That and more on-- Behind the Music.

Growing up in the small town of Ocean Shores, California was Regina and Otto Rocket. At the age of three, Maurice Rodriguez moved from his home state, New Mexico? Mexico?; oh well, he's Mexican, we know that; to fun loving Ocean Shores. After about two days or maybe three, young Maurice and Otto had claimed to be "best bros". Six years later, Sam Dullard moved into the picture. The four, becoming the best of friends.
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Otto: I was totally up for the idea of having my very own band. I was thinking maybe, "People of Otto" as the name for our group.
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Reggie: "People of Otto?". Don't listen to him. He's an idiot. He doesn’t know what he's talking about.
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Sam: Yeah. Otto's full of crap like that.
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Twister: *is picking his ear* It's an 'okay' name I guess. I don't know. Why are you asking me?
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So why did you name it 'No Worries' anyway?
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Twister: That's a thing you are going to have to ask Reggie 'cause, I don't remember.
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Reggie: It just came up you know. No Worries.
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Otto: I was cool about the name 'No Worries'. You know. Wasn't bothering me. *twitch* I mean, I wasn't really down for the name but--*twitch* you know.
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Chelsi: Oooh yeah. It bothered him.
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Sam: I think we should have been more like Jimmy Buffet. We would have lasted at least two months longer. Like 'Cheeseburger in Paradise'. Speaking of cheeseburgers, ever had one of Tito's hullaburgers? They are *laughs*, boy, I'll tell you what. Those hullaburgers. In all my life I never tasted something so wonderful. You know, my dad; is on a business trip as we speak; makes good cheeseburgers. He-
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Reggie: After we decided on 'No Worries', we started thinking up songs we could place under our record, besides 'Surf Town'.
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Twister: YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! What Reggie said.
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Otto: I think when I wrote 'Surf Town', I was having one of those joyous moments. You know like when you take a little two year-old up to McDonalds and he's so exciting just because you are getting him a Happy Meal, that he wets his pants? Yeah. That kind of joyous.
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Reggie: Did he just say that? Oh please, we got the song from my dad and Tito. Otto is such an idiot.
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Chelsi: They got the song from Raymundo and Tito. Duh.
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Raymundo: Boy have I got copyright issues to go over with Otto. I WROTE THE SONG! And Tito, I guess he kind of....you know. He....yeah.
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Sam: -- why was that so hard to do?? I just wanted pickles with my cheeseburger!! JUST PICKLES!! Instead, he picks up his frikkin' cell phone!! Another business call I supposed.
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Reggie: What was that all about? Oh yeah, Sammy had some issues with his father.....Which has nothing to do with this documentary.
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Otto: Okay, so maybe I didn't write 'Surf Town'! But I did write this one song, "The Best Is the Best".
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Reggie: Argh. Not "The Best Is the Best". That song....ARGH!
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Sam: *is crying on Otto's shoulder.* I just- I just!! -- I'm sorry, what are we talking about again?
Otto: Dude! Get off of me! *pushes Sam off.*
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Reggie: Once we hit #1 with 'Surf Town'. Rumors were spread. But every band has rumors right??
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Twister: Bad rumors! Bad! One of them was about me and Reg. *gulp* Heheheheheh.
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Otto: Best not to ask. Really.
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Reggie: Oh yeah. That rumor about me and Twist...well..uh...it's not true.
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But, we have footage of you and Maurice walking on the beach together.
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Reggie: WHAT?! No you don't!
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Yes, we do.
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Reggie: *burns footage.* NOW YOU DON'T!! HA HA!
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Twister: It's true. I like Reggie. I think she is hot. And, I would like to kiss her again, too. AND! DON'T CALL ME MAURICE!! IT'S TWISTER! T-W-I-S-T-E-R!!!
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Chelsi: He actually spelt that?
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After they're hit single. Fans went wild.
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Otto: So wild. It was like a jungle. RRRROOOAARRR! Like a tiger! RRROOOAAAAARRR!!
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Reggie: Oh jeeze. He's such an idiot.
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Trish: Yeah man. It was wild. Not like a tiger though. But still, pretty wild.
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Sherry: I remember camping out just to buy tickets to see my Sammy wammy!! It WAS wild. But, not as wild as the Clio girl was. Sheesh.
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Clio: GO OTTO! YAY OTTO! OTTO! WHOO HOO! OTTO!!! YEAH!!!!!
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Otto: AAAAHHHHH!! CLIO IS BACK!!! HIDE ME! QUICK BEFORE THERE IS STILL TIME!!!
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Chelsi: The lines were harsh. It was totally packed. I haven't seen a line so long since that 'Smoky the Bear' concert.
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Twister: Heh. Only you can prevent forest fires!!........heh..............can we delete that footage?
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Eddie: Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh, boo! Yeah! Boo!
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Lars: Stupid concert. Stupid Twister! STUPID! I'M GONNA WOMP HIM!!
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Twister: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Reggie: Chill Maurice!!
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Twister: TWISTER!!
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Reggie: Right. How could I forget? CAN IT!!!
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Sam: I think maybe after our concert. We fell big time.
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Otto: Duh! That's because Reggie's singing sucks!! I could have done better myself! She sounded like a dieing monkey or something'!!!!
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Reggie: What an idiot. A dying monkey? Do not! Well, you should hear him in the shower he sounds like some Boston Terrier about to take a big crap!!
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Sherry: That's right! Go Reggie!
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So what happened to the band we all knew and loved today?
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Reggie: What's wrong with you? You sound like we are old and crusted? Well, I'm still alive. My zine is doing pretty good. Twister and I are dating. My brother is still the idiot. Sammy he's good. I can't complain.
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Otto: I'm doing' good. You know. Ripping' up MadTown. Doing' my 'thing'. Life is good. Clio is dating Trent now.
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Twister: Uhhh?? I love Reggie? Yeah. I love Reggie. *cheesy smile.*
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Sam: I AM THE RULER OF THE INTERNET!! No? I wish. I guess I'm doing fine. I have a pet fish now named, The Fish Formally Known As Sam. Yup.
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THE END